That is, unless that thing is languages or LTEs. I should just stop promising things all together at this point. English word count - The number of English words used. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. If you don't know one of them, why not google it? My computer crashed (but don’t worry, I started writing this in Google Docs on my phone), and now Google Chrome won’t open. But one person decided not to stop using "Once upon a time", and used it at the beginning of this story. I'm gonna try and get 10,000 characters. Now she's saying that she's gonna watch Friends on three different devices. My sister is watching Friends, as usual. If you remember, my sister did a little bit of keymash in this text a while ago. But still, I typed all of that sentence with my nose! It might be that big because of the 12,600 characters I wrote yesterday. I’m just gonna break my rule of not saying the word “furry”. I've been playing with this for a while now. She is truly a strange human being. She's younger than me, so I guess it's understandable. It's this whole community that I neither can explain nor want to explain. Isn't it weird that I said "haven't a clue" like that? You know, I should stop putting things in here when I know I'm gonna cringe at them later. This Has To Have Over 35,000 words the beat the current world record set by that person who made that flaming chicken handbooky thingy. I remember hearing HOME - Resonance for the first time in a Discord voice chat, and it was magical. Start from the beginning . I don’t really know what else to say. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. I think I might end up doing it subconciously. Okay, that was literally yesterday, but I don't care. I don't know anymore. Yup, my phone is three years old. They're just codes, and very simple codes at that. Before I had to start over again, I was talking about languages. I just added translations of this LTE into various conlangs on my website! Goodbye! KISS. And a bunch of gift cards. Normally "haven't" isn't used if it's alone as a verb, as in "I haven't my keys". I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. I'm gonna see how many characters long it is. I would’ve deleted it, but nah, I didn’t feel like it. But since I have zero creativity, I always resort to talking about the same topics. Maybe with some CSS coloring. Well, would it really be a world record? Kenneth Iman's LTE is 21425 characters long. Archived. I just really want this to be the longest text ever, without using copy and paste, keymash, etc. I would put the picture here, but I want this LTE to be nothing but text, so I won't do that. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. Viesa too, actually. Nobody knows, and nobody will ever know. I don't want to pressure myself into writing this much every day, though. Literally nothing is happening right now. I wish I could listen to that song for the first time again. I probably won't. I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. I don't think I ever will. Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0! Here's another fun fact: "LTE" is the fourteenth most common word in this text! Because LAZYNESS! I still need to get to 10,000 by the end of today. I have no idea why we’re here. I also made an interactive OS parody called Windows Poop Editon, again with Powerpoint. But of course, she regained her hate and abandoned it. Surely you wouldn't want that to happen. What a funny joke, right? My sister also has an obsession with stuffies. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. I don't know. I wanna write as much as possible into this text today. But I no longer want to talk about it. The longest joke in the world is 56,554 characters long, which is about how long I'm trying to get this LTE by the end of today. This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! By the way, if you think I'm gonna stop writing this once I pass 230,634 characters, you're wrong! Last night, I dreamt that I was in one of our old houses, and I saw that someone made a video roasting Viesa. There's not really anything about it that's super interesting (other than how long it's existed), it's just his personal conlang. These punishments can range from having to downgrade your operating system, to having your computer destroyed, and in extreme cases, even to death. Elefen es un lingua multe fresca! And I was gonna keep this a secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of each sentence, it spells out "VARIOUS". Somewhat? I have an estimate for how long it’ll take me to be the world record holder: about one month. That's quite unfortunate. I'm kinda glad I set this goal, but again, I'm not gonna force myself to do it everyday. I knew I was going to regret it later, in the same way I regret writing all that stuff about furries. My sister is listening to her terrible songs instead of writing her LTE. I don't get how her brain works. It’s the longest English word composed exclusively of vowels, and it has the most consecutive vowels of any word. My favorite word hasn't been used once in this entire text. Half of this text is probably gonna be about languages. If he had never shown me YouTube, I wouldn't be here writing this text, and you wouldn't be reading it. Anyways, I had a dream last night which was basically a whole movie I don't remember most of. The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! It's also crazy that the 2010s decade is almost over. Actually, I looked it up, and I didn't invent it. The library is divided into hexagonal chambers. GOP wrote 5 of 10 longest bills. Anyways, I just combined every single LTE I know of (including this one) and put it onto one single page on a Wikia wiki called "No Rules Wiki". Nah, I'm just kidding. Sometimes my sister has days when she doesn't hate languages for some reason, then she ends up starting one. But you never know, so I'm gonna check to see if it's still going. (Spoiler alert: it’s a conlanging book). share. For real this time. I think I've liked that word ever since I was a toddler learning my numbers! For the purposes of the record, a text is defined as a published written work. And maybe you're one of them! And that's the entire history of Viesa, explained in a Zany way! But I could still do it. Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. The first time, I didn't save it. I should have listened to my past self, who said not to do goals every day. I need to stick to the EMT, so I should stop talking about that. You're probably not thinking that. My computer BSOD'd while writing this, so I have to start this section over again. Most of this LTE is just me talking about LTEs or languages. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. It's also a very easy language to learn, although not quite as popular. 8 Euouae is six letters long, but all of the letters are vowels. Waffles is a funny word. Bye! Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! That's crazy! libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every possible combination of the lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). When I made that video, it was a big transition for my channel. I’m a furry now,” and that’s what started it all. Okay, I'm gonna stop talking about that, because I literally just said how I regret talking about it in this text. I mean, I did put some cringy stuff in here, as I keep mentioning. WOAH! I guess? New! It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. My sister is singing a song about wanting Subway. About four of those words were language related. I only make English codes and call them "conlangs". I called it "the new universal language", despite it literally being a cipher of English. Coincidentally, I was also seven years old then. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. I'm pretty sure those were the colors. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! By the way, the language is called Lazay, which was the successor to Zula, the first language we made together which is now deleted. Why? I just found a website that generates random art from a seed. Sample Solution:- . The big moment that everyone anticipates is when the logo hits the corner of the screen perfectly, because, well, it's just so SATISFYING! There's also a Teen Titans Go episode about Pig Latin. I need a topic. My sister just sang "I want your computer to crash again because I'm evil". I tried spelling it "lyer", then "lier". YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR OPINIONS THERE! She’s been looking at them for quite a while now. Wouldn't it be fun if we all had our own LTEs? One way to solve the problem is to combine the wc and grep commands. It's pretty cool. Now I'm tempted to do that, even though I said I wouldn't set a goal like that every day. This is going to be a WORLD RECORD! Remember when I talked about waffles near the beginning of this text? I have a gift card for that place. My realization is this: if we take nine sentences from this LTE every week, there would be a whole year of sentences for people to translate. Write a python program to find the longest words. Basically, it's a conlang created by Bill Price in 1965. What am I even writing right now? My sister does not like synthwave. And I doubt it's gonna get any more, to be honest. Contain of text.txt. It holds two Guinness World Records. Eventually, the user turns off the computer enough times that there are no more chances left, the bomb explodes, and some sort of punishment happens. The end of the decade is approaching fast. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. That's because I can't talk about anything for a long time. Each hex contains four walls. It hurts me to think about those days. That's all my goal is. Hello again. Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. They add EXCITEMENT! That's pretty neat. Hey, flashback to when I said that way at the beginning of this text! This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. I've already written almost 5,000 today, so from here I just have to write the equivellant of everything I've already written today. That’s the opposite of “allow”, I’m pretty sure. But now that an entirely new decade is coming up, I’ll be able to remember another! That is just pure beauty right there. You should check it out! Probably not. Basically, there’s this conlang (constructed language, for those not in the know) server where we have a Sentence of the Week activity. My computer crashed AGAIN, and I was ignorant enough to not save my work, so that means I have to start this part of the text all over again. Guys, I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it to 15,000. Then he picked us up, and we went to a nearby town where we had lunch, went to a museum which was a house built in 1909 as well as the town's first hospital, and got ice cream from what is appearently one of the best ice cream places in the country, according to grandpa. from shortest line to longest line; from longest line to shortest line; About Sort Text By Length . It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language. The Longest Text Ever An attempt at creating the longest wall of text ever written. But I'm learning it, at least. Again, I'm not creative in any way whatsoever. I'm also not very good at French. That's pretty sad. Report Save. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. Itself. She didn't ask me to write that, but I told her I was going to write it and she said okay. I need to write about something, otherwise I won't write at all and I won't accomplish my goal. It probably changes with different screen resolutions and devices. The word is "various". Sort of. Wasn't that a lovely story? It's pretty annoying. I only have one other person to speak it with. Okay, that’s only the first bit of it, but every other bit of this LTE is somewhere in the library! Those were fun, but I don't do them anymore. For the past 6,000 characters, in fact. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". That wasn't really that long ago, but still, I don't think it's being updated anymore. That seems kind of unlikely though. Look at all the times I use it in this text! I think I'm gonna go again. Not the longest, but still pretty long. Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. Congrats to those five words! I think it just reduces the fun, as well as the part of my life that isn't just writing huge walls of text. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. So, there's a … I shouldn't tell you, actually. In fact, it brought be almost all of my memories. She has such an addiction, that she’s banned from them. At least I make them at all. I was inspired by the various other "longest texts ever" on the internet, and I wanted to make my own. I'm gonna type whatever comes to my head now. I struggled to spell the word "liar" there. This is the LONGEST TEXT EVER! This is relevant for strings that use fancy Unicode characters, in which case the length in bytes is greater than the regular length. For example, I just used "e" as the seed and it produced a nice looking picture. But it doesn’t matter, because I’m still gonna write this LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time. I'm pretty sure it was something stupid though. It's pretty light. I barely know anything in French, and my pronunciation probably sucks. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. It's more common than words you'd expect to be common, like "you", "I'm", "for", "be", "about", "was", and so on. Ready? But if you want to do it for yourself, just go to random-art.org and try it out! But I'll still be writing this even after I achieve the world record, of course. I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. Also this one. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. I’ll figure it out. What is Python language? That's an interesting word. No idea. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! I am currently pasting the entirety of the FlamingChicken LTE onto a page on OurWorldOfText. That would be pretty tiring, wouldn't it? And when I do, it's usually about languages and lasts only a few sentences. There's no diversity. She's eating mango yogurt, and she has water in a Gatorade bottle. You know, I could double every letter I type so that this text would be twice as long as it normally would be. A tool for web designers who want to save time. DQMOT, BSF IDK WCA 2TXT W/LOA. I don't think I'll ever make it there. The Kenneth Iman LTE was started in 2013 and was last updated in 2015. I mean, 50GB is about 50 trillion characters. She IS evil if she wants my computer to crash. C# Sharp Code: using System; public class Exercise24 { public static void Main() { string line = "Write a C# Sharp Program to display the following pattern using the alphabet. Hey, I'm back. But for now I can only dream of that. I want the actual text area to be larger. It had a good run though. I reccomend you learn it! It's pretty fun. Okay, the amount of eager fans was probably a number you could count on one hand, but still. At least for now. That's not very much at all. She says it will have only one word repeated throughout the entire text. There's a countdown on the livestream to when it ends, and it says 181 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 3 seconds. It would be pretty cool to have a world record for the longest text ever. If a word ends up being just a single consonant with no vowel, put ‘a’ at the end. I speak Pig Latin with my sister sometimes. I should go now. Same with the “I should go now. Well, I guess I failed at generating a topic I could talk about. Thank you, and have a good rest of your day. I was called "Infinite Budgets" back then. I'm also learning Esperanto. In fact, here’s the next bit: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?lte:1. That's pretty cool. It's pretty annoying. I said to myself, “You know what? My goal is to surpass THAT. A lot of them were cringy, like how I keep mentioning furry-related things. That's all I remember. Let's get this LTE to over 55,000 characters today! I think I might even go a bit higher than yesterday. I think it was "FROG" in Morse Code or something. For some reason, I have the exact date when I became a furry memorized. GAS 2U! Then I watched a Minecraft video for whatever reason, and then the dream ended. Screw it, I'm gonna do it. Okay, only mildly annoying. I can speak Toki Pona fluently, by the way. And yet "I haven't a clue" is an actual thing I've heard people say. So thanks, pointlesssites.com! Who knows, maybe absolutely zero people will read this within the span of the universe's existence. I made five of these videos. kjnbhhisdnhidfhdfhjsdjksdnjhdfhdfghdfghdfbhdfbcbhnidjsduhchyduhyduhdhcduhduhdcdhcdhjdnjdnhjsdjxnj Hey, I'm back. Including this one. Now my sister is just saying random numbers. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. But I did have a dream last night, so I'm gonna talk about that. That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. Send to Friend. Goodnight! Normally, you may count the number of the text strings in the list one by one and compare them to get the result. Random fact of the day: there are thirty-nine question marks so far in this text. I just know I'll fail though. You know, the part where I talk about the Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. Did you know my sister has an LTE? I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. Each shelf contains 32 volumes. It's also a pretty cool language. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. Part of Speech: noun. Sort by. Why? And this one. I do make real languages, but I never put in the effort to learn them to fluency. It's mac and cheese! Not that I think there's anything wrong with being a furry, it's just that it personally makes me uncomfortable looking back on it. As if it needed any more disproving, Mayfield launched the longest throw in air yards of the entire 2020 season in Monday night’s game against the Baltimore Ravens. Now I'm just editing it alone. Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. Hello, everyone! The longest word in any given language depends on the word formation rules of each specific language, and on the types of words allowed for consideration.. Agglutinative languages allow for the creation of long words via compounding.Words consisting of hundreds, or even thousands of characters have been coined.Even non-agglutinative languages may allow word formation of …

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